I’ve got to drive for 4 hours tomorrow, but I have no money for the petrol and no way of getting it. Any help?
I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG
I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE
AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED HERE, YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME AMERICA
just once. just one day. please make the notes stop.
I can play the sims for three days straight or I can either not touch the fucking game for months. There is no in between.
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K
THAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE
I guess this would be a good time to become a cat burglar
my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will
Kimi Raikknonen: Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of Me!
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
“hey do you want the rest of my-“