CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY BUT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY
Those clothes will make you look ripped
cutting edge fashion
To clarify, these antisemitic shootings took place in Kansas City, so if you live in Kansas City and haven’t heard about this, DO NOT go to the JCC. Everything is still on lockdown and honestly, I would avoid going to my synagogue if at all possible, too. They don’t know how many shooters are involved and if the Js were the only targets.
This is scary shit. Please stay safe guys.
Next time you get a “tumblr/facebook questionnaire” asking you to work out your porn star name or something, remember this…
Your mother’s maiden name, the name of your first pet, your birthday and the first street you grew up on are usually the same fields used for password security reset questions
Fuck y’all. Good looking out
oh my god
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted