Criminal Minds Drinking Game!

make-your-own-happy-endings:

Spencer says “actually” = 1 drink

Morgan calls Garcia “baby girl” = 1 drink

Garcia hits on Morgan = 1 drink

JJ and Prentiss tie their hair up = 1 drink

Hotch says “wheels up” = 2 drinks

Rossi makes a reference to the fact that he’s Italian = 3 drinks

Spencer rants about something = chug until the rant is over

Unsub is caught = finish your drink

my roommate and I came up with this since my birthday is on a Wednesday this year :)

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justjasper:

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Shemar, I can’t handle loving you this much!!!

THATS ME BROS

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Chris Evans

Chris Hemsworth

Jeremy Renner

Mark Ruffalo

Robert Downey Jr.

Scarlett Johansson

Tom Hiddleston

Mark’s signature makes me…

thetruthbetween:

In honor of the lovely Paget Brewster, I have created a culinary masterpiece affectionately known as Evil On A Crust. AKA, Mac&cheese and chicken nugget pizza.

Step 1: Bake chicken nuggets
Step 1a: Cook mac & cheese
Step 1b:  mix sauce (3 large squirts ketchup, 1 large squirt plum sauce, 1 large squirt HP Chicken & Rib sauce [or similar], 1 small squirt original barbecue sauce) 
Step1c: grate cheese 

Step 2: Spread sauce on pizza crust

Step 3: Cut chicken nuggets in half depth-wise, layer on pizza crust

Step 4: Dump mac & cheese on pizza crust (word to the wise, if you use all the mac & cheese, it tastes great, but it’s messy and you have to eat it with a knife and fork)

Step 5: Sprinkle grated cheese on top (I used a chunk about 1x1x2 inches… it wasn’t enough.)

Step 6: Bake according to instructions on pizza crust

Step 7: Eat.
Step 7a: Orgasm. 

bluishorbs:runstraighttothem:

I mixed the last page of the epilogue (read by the amazing Stephen Fry) with Leaving Hogwarts, changed the levels and unfortunately to make it fit, cut some bits out. But yes. This is what it sounds like.

annie-waits:

cutebronto:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

Ingredients (1 serving)

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

lawd

A true bestfriend will always come back to you.

asteezzy:

No matter how bad you fucked up. No matter how annoying you can be. No matter how confusing you can get. No matter embarrassing you are. No matter how stupid you can be. A best friend is called a best friend for a reason, right?

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tennasea:

remember msn 

 ηιgнт συт ωιтн мαн gιяℓιєѕ!i!i (ѕℓσω яєρℓιєѕ) χσ.. 

just because depression gets better temporarily does not mean

  • that it went away 
  • is gone forever  
  • the person was faking it  
  • or they did it on purpose
  • it wasn’t as bad as they thought it was 
  • it’s not really depression
  • they were having a bad day/week/month/year
  • you know what depression is like for that person
  • they needed a change of scenery/friends/wardrobe/jobs
  • that you can make jokes about it
  • that they can control it
consulting-angel-of-the-timelord:

gublernation:

somethings coming soooooooon
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I’ll always be there for you.

No matter what. Even if you’ve fucked me over, chose someone else over me, or made me hate you, I’ll always be there for you. Call me or text me, I’ll be there for you. I don’t know why I’m doing this to myself because I’m just hurting myself talking to you, but I made a promise and I’m going to keep that promise. If you ever need anyone to run to or if you need a shoulder to cry on, I’m there. Don’t worry, because you can count on me.

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